Paul Shrewsbury ☼ George Weasley

I got someone new to help with my mail. What with all my admirers, it's quite the chore you know. The iguana doesn't seem to like him much, but I'm sure they'll get used to each other.

Now I just need to decide what to call him. Any suggestions?

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Really? I mean REALLY? We have dragons now? Well, no, dragon. Singular. Still. Where the bloody hell is Charlie when we need him?

The one day I show up early for work and things are getting singed. If anyone needs me, I'll be making "Beware of the Dragon" signs. This is why I went to university.

Someone please claim this thing. Please.

( Alex Morgan )

( Daniel Morgan )

Looks like another one of our media interns has skipped off on us. Some rubbish about an actual career and proper pay or something. We'll miss her and wish her well and all that, but more to the point, she's left a radio slot open. Until we replace her some noble soul has to fill in. I love my job.

Joanie - you're going to help me with this right? Friends, Romans, countrymen, et cetera - give me some requests! It's time to shake things up a little.

Jo! Other people! Brainstorming session: Brilliant ways to get revenge on prank callers?

Um, hypothetically, of course.

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( Alex )

I know we're not seeing this, but the end of this advert...

I swear I've done that. You don't think they've been following me, do you? Creepers.

( Nate Roth )

I'm not sure why I need to do this if Joanie already did an introduction, but anything to make her stop stealing pillows and throwing them at me. The woman is a menace, I'm telling you.

Paul Shrewsbury here, of your very own Agency's world class Media Department. The bloke in the attic is George Weasley. You may remember him as the charming twin. We try to teach Jo and Fred some smooth moves, but they're stuck getting by on their stunning good looks instead.

Now, who has good ideas for pranks? Purely theoretical, of course. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

( I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. )